Walter: I'll pack a bag for you, so you don't have to come back tonight, and I'll send the rest later! Anna: You expect me to move out? Walter: You shouldn't have any trouble finding a bed! Carpenter: I've got a bed, lady. Walter: Let's just pack it in then, all right? Let's just finish this whole thing here and now! Anna: Fine. I didn't realize how big a jerk I was until last night. Walter: Oh, you're mad! What do you think I am? Anna: I think you're a jerk. Walter: Don't you think we should talk? Anna: This is not the time to talk. I'm starting with the brass and working my way into the drum section. Got a date? Anna: Yes, with the Marine Corp Band. (gets angry) Look, get out of my life, would ya! (slams the phone down) how much do I make a year? Well, how much do you make a year? Really!. Well, there's no reason why should have heard of me. Walter: (on the phone trying to locate a plumber) Hi! We're having problems with our plumbing, and I was uh, Fielding, Walter Fielding. Benny: You'll what? Huh? You'll what? Walter: I'll.not like you anymore! Benny. Benny: So what? Walter: Benny, if you don't loan me that money. Benny: No, I won't! Walter: Yes, you will! Benny: No, No, No! Walter: Yes, you will! I saved you 10 times that in taxes last year. Benny: You shout at me? Walter: I shout at you! I need that money and you are going to loan it to me. Benny: Let's cut to the chase, Okay? What do you want? Walter: I want you to loan me $200,000.00 in cash. Anna Fielding: What? Walter Fielding: Yeah, you go to this place to get your license renewed, and you get on this line that reaches to Spain, and next to it is this line with only two guys on it, but you don't get on that line, because you think something must be wrong with it, so you waste three hours! Anna Fielding: I was on the short line once. Walter Fielding: You know what this is, this is the short line for motor vehicles. Now, tomorrow, I'm going to have to take off work, drive down to his office, and kiss his ass- (abruptly falls through the floor to the story below) (starts trying to free Walter) Walter: No, no. Walter: (stuck in the floor) The permit man was here. Anna: (laughs) Walter: Laughing, huh? We're laughing. Anna: Look, Walter, enough is enough! Walter: I'M RIGHT HERE! Anna: Where? Walter: In the floor behind the chair. Walter: I'm in the den! I swear it! Please believe me! Anna: Will you stop fooling around, Walter? I'm tired! Walter: I'm right here. Anna: Where are you? Walter: I'm in the den! Anna: No you're not, I was just in there. Anna: Walter? Walter: UPSTAIRS! Anna: Are you alright? Walter: No, I'm not alright. For everyone who's ever been deeply in love or deeply in debt Dialogue Anna: Walter? Walter: Oh, Anna, thank God it's you! Thank God! Anna: Walter? Walter: Thank God you're here, honey! Anna: Is that you? Walter: Is it me? I'm speaking so loud I'm hallucinating! For a while, I thought the Care Bears were here! Anna: Walter? Walter: Farm animals or geese or chickens.
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